I'd have flipped the second I had to say, "The engines are on fire."

I laughed really hard when air traffic was like, "We have runway one at teeterboro." And he was like, "We can't do that. We'll be in the Hudson." His completely flat affect struck me funny because I would have been screaming and convincing people to remove their seats for flotation devices.

This is in fact what he said....



I would have had a heart attack. "If you look out of the leftside of the plane, you will see a marvelous view of New York City. YOU MAY ALSO NOTICE(?!?!?!?) that the port engine is on fire."